so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
Posted 11 hours ago
if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds
Haha this is such a lesbian thing
im a 15 year old boy
Posted 11 hours ago
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj)
Posted 11 hours ago
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
(Source: superlouis)
Posted 11 hours ago
hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
(Source: stahl-ebooks)
Posted 11 hours ago
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
Posted 11 hours ago
When I find myself in times of trouble
Pete Wentz comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Posted 11 hours ago
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
Grace. 17. Junior. Florida. Coxswain. Archer. Writer.
...And that's about as exciting as my life gets.
